Philadelphia to Charlotte…whiplash, much?

In July of 2007 I moved from the city of brotherly love to the queen city. Since that was six months ago, I will back track using bullet points.

Philadephia skyline. Photo credit: R & E Tours

Here are some of my thoughts from the first few months:

1) “My what a clean city.” Seriously. After Ray Nagin, the mayor of New Orleans, visited Philadelphia in April of 2007 he told New Orleanians:

Let me tell you something: Ya’ll outa go to Philly, and you will appreciate how clean New Orleans is. Just go and walk around Philly a little bit, and you will appreciate – am I lying? You will appreciate New Orleans. We still have some work to do, but we definitely beat them by a long shot.

Charlotte seemed immaculate.

2) “When did this road change?” This bothers me to this day. The city needs to utilize their road signs. The “Do Not Enter” signs are placed in a way that it looks like you can’t enter a one way street that is going in your direction. And larger street signs would not be a miss.

3) “Where’s the fire?” Jeez Charlotte drivers, slow down! This is another one that gets to me. It made me miss Philadelphia drivers. Ever driven in Philadelphia? I shouldn’t miss them.

Charlotte skyline. Photo credit: probasi.org

4) “Public Transportation? Really?” Every morning and afternoon when I drove for an hour to my apartment (about 19 miles away) I would remember the days when I was in college and I took a SEPTA train to and from school. It was nice. It took about 30 minutes, there was no traffic…all I had to do was show up on time. Of course it wasn’t perfect. It was late and trains broke down and there were areas of Philadelphia where it didn’t really go, but it was better than nothing.

5) “I want a zoo.” Ya know? Sometimes you just want to go look at monkeys. I once told someone that the Liberty Bell got boring, but the Philadelphia Zoo never did.

6) “Wow, I feel safe here.” Philadelphia’s crime rate is now breaking records. The newly sworn in Mayor Nutter declared it an emergency. But here, I don’t hear gunshots almost every night and I don’t feel like I need to carry my tazer. Good job.

7) “McCrory seems nice.” When I moved here he was in Esquire and about to break the record for consecutive terms. Former Philadelphia Mayor John Street wasn’t known for his charisma and looks. It was an odd 180.

8 ) “Why are the sports fans so nice?” I don’t think they’d boo Santa Claus or cheer over career ending injuries… weird.

9) “Wawa? I wish.” Anyone who has been to a Wawa knows what I’m talking about.

10) “ I miss my dog.” I would have said that regardless of where I moved.

I’m not sure which city I like more. I’m still testing the waters in Charlotte. We’ll see what happens as I slowly call this place home.

Two days late, but notes on Veteran’s Day just the same.

Vietnam Memorial “It’s Armistice Day, Veteran’s Day, on Sunday the 11th of November, honoring our veterans going back over history, and when the fifth graders memorize the poem, ‘In Flanders fields the poppies blow, between the crosses, row on row, that mark our place; and in the sky, the larks, still bravely singing, fly scarce heard amid the guns below.’ A poem that has that terrible idea in it that the living are obliged to carry on the wars of the dead. Which simply is not true. Robert E. Lee, when he decided that enough people had died for his cause and he rode off to Appomattox Courthouse to meet General Grant, that was a noble moment, when he decided to spare the lives of the rest of his men. World War One, of which they’ve only got four veterans remaining in this country, one of the worst wars ever fought in the history of man’s cruelty to other men. Millions died in that war, commanded by generals who were far to the rear who were looking at maps without any idea of the terrain that men were attacking across, men rose up out of trenches and charged machine guns, they were fighting using 19th century tactics against 20th century weaponry. It was a war that nobody should have died in and it never did end. It then led to World War 2, they were continuing the war they had fought before, they were picking up the torch from those who had fallen. And perhaps World War Two continues on today in these countries that were created by World War 2. One could on Veteran’s Day, I think, wish for peace and pray for peace and hope that this all soon comes to an end.”

–Garrison Keillor, The News from Lake Wobegon, 11/11/07

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In Flanders Fields

by John McCrae, May 1915

In Flanders fields the poppies blowKorean War Memorial
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep,
though poppies grow
In Flanders fields

Middle school slumber parties are better…

I know they had good intentions…but at the end of the day, let’s face the simple truth: the Democratic Senators, officials chosen by the people to represent their best interests, hosted a slumber party in the capitol building.

It gave The Daily Show a great lead story. It gave me mental images of 100 adults having pillow fights, doing each other’s nails, watching scary movies, throwing their popcorn in the air when the monster jumps out of the bushes in that scary movie and maybe playing with the old Ouija board…but that’s about it.

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But I want to tell the story behind this amazing political theater production because I am a lover of context and history.

Our story begins on March 20, 2007, when H.R.1585, succinctly titled: “To authorize appropriations for fiscal year 2008 for military activities of the Department of Defense, for military construction, and for defense activities of the Department of Energy, to prescribe military personnel strengths for such fiscal year, and for other purposes” was introduced in the House of Representatives.

The bill spent roughly two months in the House, being sent from subcommittee to subcommittee, having amendments added, debated, voted on, the whole deal. It was all explained to us as kids when that poor bill sang,

Now I’m stuck in committee
and I’ll sit here and wait
While a few key Congressmen discuss and debate
whether they should let me be a law…

Then tells the boy that if they don’t like him he may die…and by this point we were all quite attached to the bill, so we really hoped that wouldn’t happen.


…love that little guy.

But I digress…point is, by May 17th it passed in the House (397-27 with 8 not voting) and went to the Senate (received June 4th, in case you were wondering).

And, as the little bill told us once, “Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again!”

So far, this is all normal.

The Hullaballoo was about cloture on amendment SA 2087“Amendment purpose: to provide for a reduction and transition of United States forces in Iraq.” Passing cloture means that debate ends and the Senate votes. In order to pass cloture, you need three-fifths of the Senate to approve, or 60 Senators (no vacancies).

The Amendment was proposed on July 11th and the cloture motion was presented on July 16th. On Tuesday the 17th, the Democrats had cots delivered to the Senate chambers, making sure it was filmed (dramatic, eh?). Then came the all-nighter.

The vote on the 18th was sooo close: 52-47 (1 not voting), but alas, no cloture. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) motioned to reconsider the vote, but that was shot down too.

So, massive media cover aside, unless someone got a great manicure or had some spirit tell them their future via Ouija board…nothing was accomplished.

It’s really a bit embarrassing.

Sources:

*Music and lyrics to “I’m just a bill” by Dave Frishberg, from “Schoolhouse Rock.”
*Picture of bill and boy originally from “Schoolhouse Rock,” but found, via google images, here.
*Clip of Daily Show copyright Comedy Central, found here.
*Used “Senate’s Iraq Debate Is More Slumber Than Party” by Dana Milbank, from Washingtonpost.com, published Thursday, July 19, 2007 as a reference.
*All information about bills and links to bills from THOMAS (Library of Congress) database.

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